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REPUBLIC OF EQUESTRIA Socialist

Foreign Affairs Office

The following individuals are currently SOUGHT in connection with ongoing investigations. The information provided is for identification and informational purposes only.

WARNING: If you have information regarding the location or activities of any individual listed below, please contact the appropriate authorities immediately. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND OR CONFRONT ANY OF THESE INDIVIDUALS YOURSELF, as they may be dangerous.

SUBJECT NAME	PENDING CHARGES / ALLEGATIONS
Pete Hegseth	War crimes.
Benjamin Netanyahu	War crimes; crimes against humanity; murder; embezzlement; genital mutilation; statutory rape.
Yoav Gallant	War crimes; crimes against humanity.
James David Vance	Aiding and abetting war criminals; murder.
Donald John Trump	Rape; statutory rape; blackmail; war crimes; embezzlement.

Disclaimer: The individuals listed are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
This list is accurate as of [12026/3/1] and is subject to change.
Please verify the current status of any case with official records.

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